Lunche de ordeal!

Well, the title doesn’t mean anything — *oru stylinu ittada!* Anyway, what I’m about to tell you is something I’m very proud of… my college. It’s just that sometimes they tend to get a bit unpredictable.  

For example, do you know what they served us for lunch the other day? Here goes the menu:  

**PETIT PAIN:** Don’t scream — it’s nothing but bread rolls.  

**CHOUX CHOWDER:** If you’re guessing it’s some kind of powder, then you probably shouldn’t read the rest of this post. You suck! It’s actually a thick, creamy cabbage soup — pretty good, actually.  

**POISSON de COLBERT:** Ha! A non-veg item — fish! The fish part sucked. If it was chicken, it would’ve been better. But maybe that’s because I hate fish. It looked something like a fish *pazhampori*.  

**JARDINIÈRE de LÉGUMES:** Aha, this one you might’ve guessed correctly — it’s just buttered legumes (you know what that is, right?) served with tartare sauce.  

**POMMES MOUSSELINE:** Now, if you’re human, don’t even touch that thing. It’s some kind of mashed potato, but it looked like dog shit — yuck — and tasted like puke. Hmm… bitchy, isn’t it?  

**POUDING de PAIN:** This is basically a bread and butter pudding. 

All I can say is — after that lunch, I understood one thing: hunger is temporary, trauma is forever!