Meenkari sandhyakal!!!

dont get any ideas frm hearin the title....its means a rendezvous i had with a meenkri(fish monger...female)ahh it all started with the wretched private bus...i had tons of buses goin towards sreekariyam(my place)...i was late from college...and to save just 2 rupees i jumped aboard....it was a pleasant evening...or rather nite!!! just 2 seats were vacant......i jummped into one o fem....suddenly i noticed tat my feet were not on the floor...something mushier..something softer....i looked down...a vessel full of fish...ahhh!! my woodland shoes..AHHH my nike socks...i neednt write the socks part...i did not wash it 4 the past 3 days...anywaYS i jumped up...suddenly a ver rough hand fell on me...a hand covered in sand..ahh my white shirt...she said tat she had reserved the seat for herself and her fishes....ahhah...vellarikkapatanamo???...i cudnt allow tat!!! i 2 had paid for the bus seat....she cud put it on her lap if she wanted to...not on the seat!!!i told her tat...she said somethin..i later understood tat it was a part of a very bad vocalbulary!!! she started ...how difficult it was
for imp people like her to travel in a bus...and then she started singin....enthathishayame mariyanmmede sneham ethra manoharame!!!! wah...i had no other option.....to hell wid my 3 rupees...i got down at the very nxt stop...enuf is enuf@@@