Sign of the puke!

Ya, that's right.... A guy puked all over me... Ugh, that was years ago... When I was 8 years old. Let me tell the story from the beginning.

I always had this habit of messing up the order to confuse the readers, but this time I've made up my mind to change that habit.

In our school, we were allowed to wear colorful clothes only on special occasions... Like youth fest or the last days of exams and so on. It was a fine morning, and I think it was the last day of our Onam exams in 3rd standard.

I was looking all sexy in a Mickey Mouse t-shirt and grey jeans, along with a nice overcoat... Oh man! Did I look good or what! You should have seen me... I looked like a mix of Aamir, Shah Rukh, and John.

Anyway, I was in bus no. 2... And my gang had three other members as well. There was a lean guy called Jobin, a fat guy named Arjun, and our hero, Mr. X (I'm not mentioning his name for privacy reasons).

X looked like a 60's movie star... With curly, oily hair and a weird voice. The worst part was that he was a relative of mine... A traitor in my royal bloodline!

Anyway, I had the window seat, and Jobin sat next to me. X stood opposite him, while Arjun stood opposite me.

X was blabbering about the kind of breakfast he had (we never studied in the bus... It was such a waste of time). X told us he ate rice in the morning with nothing other than curd... And oh, I forgot, yesterday's fish curry. Man! Isn't this guy weird or what!

Anyway, the trip was a bumpy one... After about half an hour of travel, we reached a particularly bad patch of road. X opened his mouth to say something... And then all I remember is my Mickey Mouse t-shirt covered in whitish puke... He did eat curd with his rice, and from the smell, I think it was a week-old fish curry.

I was lucky; only a part of my leg and chest got hit... Well, Jobin was not that lucky... Even his eyes were covered in puke... Not to mention his mouth... Actually, Jobin was a little pale-complexioned... But now he looked all white... Thanks to the curd.

I noticed a grain of rice on Jobin's head... Didn't this guy chew his food? Yuk... How am I going to show off... Will they chuck me out of the bus? And all the guy could say was... 'Heavy breakfast!' And flashed us the best grin ever!!!